You can’t write about the hooker spectrum and forget their corollary – the fu*k boy. The whole reason why some women have turned to this new spectrum is to avoid dealing with the f-boy (we’ll shorten it to f-boy to avoid the repeated f-bombs).

But before we get into that, something needs to be explained.

Back in the day, your grandfather’s day, finding a wife was not hard. All you had to do was walk down the block.

When a mass murder shooting happens, we usually get a general media reaction about gun control and then a specific media reaction related to the killer’s motivations – if they are Muslim or brown, the right-wing media will hype up Islamic terrorism and if they are white, the mainstream media will hype up affiliation with white nationalism, Trump.

However, all these commentaries miss the common thread interwoven in all these cases – none of the shooters seem to be the sort of guys who have sex.